May 2013
breadmaakesyoufat:
dontyoulovemebaby:
breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
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xiaphearix:
When you’re playing pokemon and that one pokemon who needs love won’t freakin evolve for some stupid reason.
dude-thats-my-ghost:
askgeorgebush:
fridge-logic:
askgeorgebush:
What if the Doctor’s name is just something like
Phil
You mean like this
OH
SHIT
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dizorthegnome:
dirkstriderschoicebooty:
raigeki55:
scooterthebug:
It’s kind of funny when you realize that this guy
and this guy
were voiced by this guy
who played this guy
and this guy
Also this guy
and this guy
and these guys
And he is the Narrator for all the fallout games.
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lecavaliers:
kushdrinker:
it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns
chickenmcnope:
rnackenzie:
i wanna make a giant pizza and live inside of it
A Pizza Hut
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spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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best-of-funny:
mollyiswideawake:
the-eleventh-blog:
iwanty0ubleeders:
can you imagine
if google just disappeared from the internet
and then we couldn’t google what happened to it
because google was gone
It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
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Reblog if you don't think Clint Barton (Hawkeye)...
stevegfuckingrogers:
8rocks:
I’m trying to prove a point to my friend and my brother.
Reblog this if you're older than 13 and you're in...
ladykyuubi:
thatendyperson:
spaceycrazylady:
bluenightfury:
whenthemoontellsyousomething:
So, a few hours ago, my brother was like, “Let me guess, the people you follow are 10 yr-olds.”
I’m 13 (abt to be 14) and I just want to prove something to my brother.
I’m sixteen today and I’m still super into it!! And hopefully… always will be :)
Bro I’m 23 and I fucking love those movies
^...
agentdalecooper:
the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like what are you doing… and he was like “i’m going to tell your mom that we found this in your brother’s pocket” jesus christ
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sluttyoliveoil:
superwholockeddirectioner:
deanwinchesterwantsthecass:
sluttyoliveoil:
cough
rough
though
through
why dont these words rhyme
THIS HAS MADE ME ANGRY MY ENTIRE LIFE
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
HOLY FUCK WHY
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harryflack:
remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold
goodfuckingcoffee:
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
squidwurd:
squidwurd:
i burn calories by insulting them
“hey calories your mom is ugly hahaha BURN!”
Can I recover?: A response to the recent tumblr... →
shebreathesoceans:
Come on, guys, get your shit together.
How many staff hoaxes have we had and you still can’t look on the official staff page for the original post? I just looked and there is NOTHING about censoring.
This is a made up post using the source as from the staff but it is MADE UP, it’s NOT REAL.
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best-of-funny:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
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soullesshusk:
audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
Hi, I’m an artist, my hobbies include not arting.
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striderfeels:
jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle
and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*
and then i’m all
SURPRISE KARKAT
nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
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nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
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goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
