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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house

and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

thebluscout:

I was so fucking confused for like 3 minutes just looking at it like ti la couch me re do and then i realized

mishapumpkins:

smythe-hummel:

“Yeah,” I say as I take a slow drag from my cigarette, “I’ve seen a few ship wars in my day. Been in a few myself, too.” I stare off into the distance, screams echo through my head, bloody battles, blogs left in shambles, fandoms torn apart. I know I’ll never be the same again.

#”where did you serve?” they ask me #”the Supernatural front” i say softly. ”they say you ain’t seen a battlefield like it. they’re right.”

halfwaysureimhalfwaysane:

jalapeno-pepper-poppers:

bliss41:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

theinternetshastakenover:

BEST THING EVER 

I don’t know what I was expecting

but it definitely wasn’t that

/standing ovation

I WAS TOTALLY UNPREPARED

justinrampage:

Video games play a huge factor when surviving college life. With that being said, online funny man Caldwell Tanner and pixel artist Jesse Eisemann bring the two together in a new series of mash ups for College Humor.

If College Were More Like Video Games by Caldwell Tanner (Tumblr) (Twitter)

Pixel Illustrations by Jesse Eisemann (Tumblr)(Twitter)

msreeds:

• english teacher: never kill off your main character it shows poor writing skills
• shakespeare: excuse you
• Steven Moffatt: excuse you
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle: excuse you
• Emily Brontë: excuse you
• J.K.Rowling: excuse you
• John Steinbeck: excuse you
• Me: excuse you
• George R R Martin: ha ha ha, sweet summer child.
• Joss Whedon: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, please.
• Type 0: |||;

goldenjewnicorn:

avengemymischief:

dubtess:

i wish you could unfollow people in real life so you never have to see them again

#you can but it’s called first degree murder

martininamerica:

industrial-illusions:

martininamerica:

kaiserneko:

martininamerica:

industrial-illusions:

instant-archrival:

liamoflegends:

yaminexus:

fifty-shades-of-cray-cray:

yaminexus:

Yami Yugi is always watching

Oh my god he looks like Mufasa

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

YOU ARE MY ARCHRIVAL

AND THE ONE I’LL ALWAYS DEFEAT

BECAUSE I AM THE ONE TRUE KING

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES, IS OUR KINGDOM.

WHAT ABOUT THAT DARK SHADOWY PART?

THAT’S KAIBA CORP, YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE.

GOD DAMN IT LIAM

OH FUCK.

YOU MUST TAKE YOUR PLACE IN THE SPELLBINDING CIRCLE OF LIFE

Oh I just can’t WAIT to be King of Games!

Let’s not forget the disappointing sequel.

Game King 2: Jaden’s Pride

Okay, the sequel wasn’t that bad ;A;

Tristan here, checking in with the morning report!

The buzz from the Blue-Eyes is that the Scapegoats are in a bit of a spot. The Acrobat Monkeys are going ape over this. Of course, Exodia is acting as if he’s above it all. The Parasite Paracides are picking on the Celtic Guardian. I told the Celtic Guardian not to be so obnoxious… But he can’t. The Kuribohs are multiplying by the numbers, but of course as I told them, Kuribohs are totally useless.

invaderk:

“Look out Republic City, you’re about to be patrolled by Team Avatar… and we brought our swag.”

justforgag:

this blog is hilarious

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

dayofthejackboot:

jovenistheworst:

there-was-a-girl:

asksassystark:

theblueboxboy:

Comics Alliance made this Avengers poster featuring all the characters in their worst costumes in history. Following the success of the movie it’s easy to picture the team in their movieverse attire - especially since it’s inspired by the most recognizable components of their comic book costumes. Not every outfit donned by Earth’s Mightiest heroes fits into that design equation, however… in fact, some of their costumes from over the decades might be outright unrecognizable to casual moviegoers. This piece of art features the Hulk’s Mr. Fixit look, Hawkeye’s circus duds, Iron Man’s skirt-enriched oldschool armor, Captain America and Thor’s overtly ’90s costumes, Black Widow’s flashy caped costume and, well… David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury.

whY THE FUCK AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

ILU fandom. Let me count the ways how I love you…

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa!

No one in their right mind would put Mr. Fixit on a worst costumes list! Slow your roll, player!

Oooh yes bondage Thor, the blue black widow and skirt hawkeye.

You don’t forget easily those.