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awkward-elevator:

It’s a trap!

oh-hello-there-kind-stranger:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

meat sprinkles

best-of-funny:

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

X

hoshitora:

tttired:

who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?

Oh god I love the last one XDDD

sxizzor:

rhazade-waterbender:

badmoonraisin:

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

Attention, followers: you now know how to write “nice ass” in hieroglyphics.

all i ever wanted out of life tbh

laurenge:

As if I needed more reasons to love the internet.

everybodylies-everybodydies:

“His eyebrows can be terrifying, but his smile is like a rainbow baked into a cupcake.” 

jtotheizzoe:

ATTENTION folks, there is currently an astronaut posting to Tumblr from space. I repeat, there is a human being, that is currently in freakin’ SPACE, posting pictures (from said SPACE) to their Tumblr blog.

There are things, called words, that are failing me, about the other things, that I am feeling.

Expedition 35 Commander Chris Hadfield: You sir, are cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

(He’s also on Twitter)

spiritofgracekelly:

damnsmartblueboxes:

sassy-tunney:

indie-wannabe:

our5homosexualmofos:

itseliberg33:

google translate link HERE. 

*crys*

oh my god 

T has  to be lowercase otherwise you just get of Tumblr.

thats one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen

amazingdan-and-philisnotonfire:

i think i found my favorite tumblr ever

that-wouldbeme:

the-worst-url:

theyellowbrickroad:

who has the worst url on tumblr.com

that would be me

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you 

superwholockianmetalhead:

barackobama:

where the fuck did all my shoelaces go

thank u for your time

this is what i did last night while i was all alone one new years eve 

• CANADA: ask-barry-the-jolteon, ask--palkia, decorated-delirium, ask-wayward-wind-ventus, virtualbatgirl, you-have-a-winter-heart, 8deadlysins, hailhailno, slashluvr, itsanearhatloki
• AL, USA:
• AK, USA: thespawnofthestars, the-killer-clown, doctor-ivo-robotnik
• AZ, USA: laurensnonsense
• AR, USA:
• CA, USA: excitingnews
• CO, USA: arkhams-black-shadow, orderperdixdirection
• CT, USA: ask-rivalhugh mod
• DE, USA:
• FL, USA: hiddlestonsqueen, altairspants
• GA, USA: asimplecointrick
• HI, USA:
• ID, USA:
• IN, USA:
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• KS, USA:
• KY, USA:
• LA, USA:
• ME, USA:
• MD, USA:
• MA, USA:
• MI, USA:
• MN, USA: redhoodrising, ayyeitsmandapanda
• MS, USA:
• MO, USA: iamharveydent
• MT, USA: akuserru [state motto moo :l], shigubarru, harper-pyre
• NE, USA: askandrptropius' mod (I shall be forever alone on this one)
• NV, USA:
• NH, USA: believedinusers1nceb4.
• NJ, USA: Ask-Zapdos Mod, Cuno Mun, Ask-Moltres Mun, ask-pachirisu-and-friends' mod
• NM, USA:
• NY, USA: BrokenBirdie, StrayoftheNight, lilemtbaby/teamgayngels, towblerone
• NC, USA: rainbowdash4ever, just-a-dunmer
• ND, USA:
• OH, USA: dirkkitty, justanotherhomestuckblog.
• OK, USA:
• OR, USA: shamefuladdict, polarpancakes
• PA, USA:
• RI, USA:
• SC, USA: charles-strider
• SD, USA:
• TN, USA: alumirust, Spaceviking,
• TX, USA: thefoolminato, thebatsson, pepsi-and-cola
• UT, USA:
• VT, USA:
• VA, USA: valdis-belongs-to-loki, gettingintocarswithstrangemen, ras-al-ghul-rp, krazykitsune, chibifoxai
• WA, USA: madderpski
• WV, USA:
• WI, USA:
• WY, USA:
• AUSTRALIA, MOTHERFUCKERS: iamthegoodson, theunwillingoracle, akamarthajones, pie-impala-thefamilybusiness, guider-of-the-lost-souls, noneedtobesuchasmartass, thegreatandthemighty, goddesswithanattitude, deadpool-merc
• SOUTH AMERICA, I Exist too, you know?: spoiledbatgirl (Uruguay)
• GOTHAM CITY: thebatsson
• MÉXICO: we are also part of north america you dicks: keen-incisions
• THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL: itsanearhatloki
• DOMINICAN REPUBLIC BECAUSE FUCK YOU: lifeofblink